12 September 2007 - 6:36 p.m.

dear diary,

britney spears may be a lotta things - a tramp, a bad mother, a crack-whore - but she's not fat, y'all. she's really not.

the average dress size of american women is size 14. she is hardly a size 14.

she's popped out two babies within the last two years. what do people expect?

it is completely unrealistic to compare her to her hit-me-baby-one-more-time/ i'm-a-slave-for-you former self. come on, y'all...that was way back when, when she was "not a girl, not yet a woman."

britney spears is fucked up. i do believe it when people say "you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."

but as a fellow female (that's kinda an oxymoron), i can not bare to hear one more thing about britney being fat.

sadly, she now believes her own hype - apparantly she thinks she looked like a "fat pig."

sigh...we live in a fucked up world when size 8 britney spears is considered "fat."

cali

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